When you live at the beach...

...you surf

...you get to see your cousins more often than you did when you lived in the same town

you're encouraged to kick back and relax

 When you live at the beach...

 you get to catch (then release) hermit crabs, because it's awesome. 

When you live at the beach...

picking your nose and being silly is totally acceptable

  
and then you laugh and are happy.

You should move to the beach...